Flirt

You tell the shopkeep that he catches your fancy. The hatchet-faced rat blushes. You ask if he's down for a little fun?

He is! He reaches with a foot to flip the sign outside to say "closed" while fumbling with his broad belt. This rat sure is dextrous! He makes good use of those skills and shows you a particularly good time! You're so tuckered out, you settle down for a little nap in the pile of carpets at the back of the stall...

You wake up naked in a ditch. You can't see the village! What the hell? This must be how that rat gets his wares! What a... what a... a rat! Your desire for revenge is tragically cut short when you realize that spending a whole night nude in a ditch has given you mega-hypothermia. You die!